Top Ten reasons to buy rubber stamps:
- It helps keep the economy going. It is our duty to support rubber farmers, lumber mills, rubber stamp shops and catalog order dealers.
- It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care.
- I'm participating in a contest - the one who dies with the most rubber stamps wins.
- Rubber stamps keep without refrigeration, you don't have to cook them to enjoy them,you don't have to feed them, change them, wipe their noses or walk them.
- Because stamping is Fun!.
- When the Big Earthquake comes, all the rubber stamp shops might be swallowed into the ground and never be seen again.
- It's less harmful, healthier and cheaper than alcohol and drugs, but just as addictive.
- It's not fattening; it calms the nerves, gratifies the soul, and makes me feel good.
- Buy rubber stamps now, before your husband retires and goes with you on all your shopping expeditions!
- Because I'm worth it :)