Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Top Ten Reasons

I read this from a fellow demonstrator and had to share.

Top Ten reasons to buy rubber stamps:

  1. It helps keep the economy going. It is our duty to support rubber farmers, lumber mills, rubber stamp shops and catalog order dealers.
  2. It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care.
  3. I'm participating in a contest - the one who dies with the most rubber stamps wins.
  4. Rubber stamps keep without refrigeration, you don't have to cook them to enjoy them,you don't have to feed them, change them, wipe their noses or walk them.
  5. Because stamping is Fun!.
  6. When the Big Earthquake comes, all the rubber stamp shops might be swallowed into the ground and never be seen again.
  7. It's less harmful, healthier and cheaper than alcohol and drugs, but just as addictive.
  8. It's not fattening; it calms the nerves, gratifies the soul, and makes me feel good.
  9. Buy rubber stamps now, before your husband retires and goes with you on all your shopping expeditions!
  10. Because I'm worth it :)

Happy Stamping!!!

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